'Beautiful People' by Marilyn Manson played as a video package of all the MLW stars was playing. The camera then cut to the arena before panning around the sold out Madison Square Garden Arena before coming to rest on Macho Man Randy Savage and Joey Styles at the announce table.
Styles: Hello everyone and welcome to the first ever MLW live broadcast, Maladjusted! We are live across the world on pay per view, and Macho Man, what a show we have for our fans tonight!
Savage: That's right this is going to be huge, but not as huge as my…
Styles: Yes Randy we get the picture. Anyway, the first competitor is coming out now!
MLW United States Championship
Four Corners Elimination Match
Static vs. Raxeheaven vs. The Radid Wolverine vs. Big Poppa Pump
Sirens went out in the arena followed by "New Abortion" by Slipknot and outcomes Big Poppa Pump !!!
Howard Finkell: The Following Contest is a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match to determine the First Ever MLW United States Heavyweight Champion!! Introducing First making his way down the aisle, From Houston, Texas Weighing in at 300 pounds, The Innovator of the 555, Big Poppa Pump!!!
Big Poppa Pump comes out to huge pops from all around the arena, as he slowly walks down doing all his taunts. He poses with his arms to a hot girl in the crowd, who kisses the Big Poppa Pump's peaks in happiness, and Big Poppa Pump seemed to like it, as he enters the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and taunts again, and gets cheered for it. He then taunts that he is going to win the United States Championship!! He then picks up a microphone!!
Big Poppa Pump: Last, three months I've been sitting at home and people ask me, what have I been doing? Well I've been preparing for this!! I will be crowned the First Ever US Champion right here tonight!! So this goes to all my freaks in New York City!!! Big Poppa Pump is you're hook up! Holla! If you hear me!!
"Across the Nation" by Union Underground then blasts in the MSG, and out comes Static!!!
Howard Finkell: And, now making his way to the ring, from the great country of Canada, weighing in at 297 Pounds, he is the Innovator the Last Resort, ladies & gentlemen Static!!!
Static comes out to an incredible ovation, as he taunts away walking slowly down the aisle. He enters the ring, and climbs all four turnbuckles and gets huge pops. Static, the most experienced man in this match, goes to the referee and feels the US Title belt,and taunts that he is going to win it!! He then looks down Big Poppa Pump!!
"PPL H8 Me" by Murder Dolls was now playing and outcomes another up and coming star in all of sports entertainment Raxeheaven!!
Howard Finkell: And Now Approaching the ring, From parts unknown, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Innovator of the Axe Splash, ladies & gentlemen Raxeheaven!!
Raxeheaven comes out to huge boos, all around the arena but he hardly seems to be bothered. He tears away any banner insulting him, as he walks slowly down the aisle, getting booed away. He enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle taunting on his waists that he will win the title. He jumps back on to the mat and looks away at his opponents!!
"New Born" by Muse now filled in the air and outcomes the one, the only Rabid Wolverine!! to huge boos
Howard Finkell: And Now Approaching the ring, From Perth, Australia, weighing in at 250 Pounds, He is the only and the only innovator of the Crippler Cross Face, ladies & gentlemen Rabid Wolverine!!!
The crowd starts to boo,as Rabid Wolverine walks down the aisle slow. He enters the ring, and taunts away in his traditional cutting the throat. Rabid Wolverine looks down all three men and talks a lot of trash, as the ref calls for the bell and the match was underway.
The match starts with Rabid Wolverine and Big Poppa Pump fighting away, and Static and Raxeheaven fighting back and forth. Raxeheaven gives Static an early suplex, and a arm lock. Big Poppa Pump gives Rabid Wolverine some hard fists and then takes him down with a belly to back suplex. Big Poppa Pump taunts with his arms, and crashes him big arms on Rabid Wolverine's chest. Meanwhile Static starts to fight back against Raxeheaven with some hard rights, followed by a beautiful spine buster take down to a pin, but Raxeheaven kicks out. Rabid Wolverine fights back against BPP with some hard chops to the chest, and then some kicks to BPP's knees, followed by a snap suplex, to a cover for two.
RW hits the mat with his hands in anger, as he picks BPP up and takes him down with a high angle back drop to a suplex to another cover for a two. Meanwhile Static gives Raxeheaven, a piledriver to a cover, and it was a very close count as Raxeheaven somehow gets his shoulder up in time. BPP starts to fight back against RW with hard rights, and then a powerful lift up and slam down like an Oklahoma slam. BPP locks in the Recliner very early in the match, but RW crawls out of it, and locks in the Crossface but BPP manages to reach the ropes. Static goes for a DDT on Raxeheaven, but Raxeheaven gives Static a low kick, and then reverses it into a beautiful double arm DDT to a cover for a two.
Styles: What a great DDT by Raxeheaven, but not quite enough to keep Static down for three!
Meanwhile BPP clotheslines RW to the outside, and Irish whips him to the steel steps, as RW is in pain. BPP starts to dominate proceedings as he gives RW a bear hug to front slam on the outside. Static then runs to the turnbuckle and takes BPP down on the outside with a huge body press, as BPP goes down. Static then lifts RW up and gives him another piledriver on the outside, and puts him back in the ring, where Raxeheaven joins in. Raxeheaven and Static start to double team on RW. RW fights back by taking both men down with a double clothesline. RW then picks Raxeheaven up and gives him a release German suplex. He picks Static up and gives him a German suplex, but catches hold and goes for a triple German suplex. He finishes two, and while delivering the third, BPP steps in the ring, and interupts. He kicks RW in the balls, and gives him a 555. BPP covers RW and scores the 1,2,3 as RW is eliminated!!!
Styles: My God! RW has been eliminated and he looks like he's about to snap!
RW Is Eliminated
As soon as RW is eliminated, he runs back to the ring with a chair and takes all three men down, but the ref doesn't call for the bell as it is a Non DQ match. He picks BPP up and gives him the Career Killer. Static gets his hands on BPP's chest, as the ref counts, Static scores the 1,2,3 on BPP as he gets eliminated!!
Styles: RW just attacked Big Poppa Pump and caused him to be eliminated! How is that fair?
Savage: It isn't, but you go and tell that to RW in his present state of mind.
Styles: I'll be right thanks…
Savage: *coughs* wussy *coughs*
Big Poppa Pump is Eliminated
Down to two now, Static and Raxeheaven fight on. Meanwhile BPP gets pissed with RW, as he follows him down the aisle. Both BPP and RW go on fighting on the outside, as he goes fighting into the crowd. Inside the ring, Static starts to dominate proceedings as he gives Raxeheaven a Russian leg sweep. He then covers Raxeheaven but gets only the two count.
He immediately holds Raxeheaven down and locks in a sharpshooter. Raxeheaven starts to scream in agony, but eventually reaches the ropes. Raxeheaven, back on his feet tries to fight back but Static gives him a sudden counter attack choke slam!! Static covers Raxeheaven, 1,2,.....somehow Raxeheaven gets his shoulder up.
Savage: How did that wimp choke slam Raxeheaven?
Styles: I don't know, but it was impressive!
A frustrated Static picks Raxeheaven up and plunders him with right hands, but Raxeheaven suddenly fights back and gives Static a sudden GORE!! He doesn't cover Static though as he was down as well!!
Both men back on their feet start exchanging right hands, as Static gains the upper hand with some fists and a Irish whip to the post. He follows that up with a clothesline. Static lifts Raxeheaven up and goes for another chokeslam, but Raxeheaven kicks Static in the balls, as Static falls face first to the ropes. Raxeheaven signals for the 619, but the crowd boo back. Raxeheaven goes for the 619, and connects!!! Raxeheaven follows that up with a moonsault off the ropes!!! He goes for the cover, 1,2,.... as close as it gets!! as Static somehow gets a shoulder up!!
Styles: That was beautiful by Raxeheaven, but not quite enough!
Raxeheaven looks stunned, as he stands to the side of the ring, and signals for another gore!! He goes for it, but Static taps him away and counters back with a big time SPEAR!! He doesn't get the momentum to cover him as both men were down!! Raxeheaven back on his feet, and so was Static, they start exchanging some right hands, as Static counters with a DDT. He covers Raxeheaven for a two!!
Styles: Great DDT, but still not enough! What will it take to win this one?
Static starts to build some momentum as he Irish whips Raxeheaven, and follows up with a floating piledriver to another two count!! Static climbs the turnbuckle, he goes for a double axe handle, but Raxeheaven moves out and then kicks Static couple of times, and counters with another SPEAR!!!! The crowd slowly started to cheer for Raxeheaven too!! as he signals for the AXE SPLASH!! He climbs the turnbuckle, and goes for the AXE SPLASH. Unbelievably Static moves away, Static back on his feet and so was Raxeheaven, Static kicks Raxeheaven in the balls and connects with a big time NECK CRANK, but is unable to go for a cover, he goes for a late cover but Raxeheaven kicks out at two!!
Both men again back on their feet, Raxeheaven gets some momentum going now, with some chops, Raxeheaven suddenly kicks Static in the balls and goes for the AXE-O-LATOR!! He goes for it, but Static counters back with giving him a backdrop. Raxeheaven gets up, and Static counters with the LAST RESORT!! HE covers Raxeheaven, and scores the 1,2,3 and is crowned the First Ever MLW Intercontinental Champion!!
Styles: Static has done it! The first ever US champ, and the first new champ of this evening!
Savage: Lucky little punk.
Howard Finkel: Here is you're winner, the new and first ever Major Leauge Wrestling United States Champion, Static!
Backstage Segment
Cameron2x was shown making his way towards the ring, as was Xtremely Geo. X-Korn was also coming down, ready for their big triple threat xtreme title match!
MLW Xtreme Championship
Triple Threat Match
Cameron2x vs. Xtremely Geo vs. X-Korn
'Insane in the Brain' by Cypress Hill hit and the X-Korn made his way to the top of the ramp to a mixed reaction from the fans. They didn't know how to react to him as he made his way down the ramp and the rolled into the ring.
Fink: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Major League Wrestling Xtreme Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 189 pounds, X-Korn!!!
X-Korn paced around the ring, waiting for his opponents to come out and fight.
'Testify' by Rage Against The Machine hit and Xtremely Geo made his way to the top of the ramp to big heat. He taunted the fans before continuing down the ramp and rolling into the ring.
Fink: And his opponent, weighing in at 217 pounds, Xtremely Geo!
Geo stared down the X-Korn but the two men didn't come to blows. Instead they waited for the final man involved to enter the match.
'Lose Yourself' by Eminem hit and Cameron2x made his way to the top of the ramp to big heat. He continued down the ramp, refusing to slap hands with the fans before rolling into the ring.
Fink: And their opponent, weighing in at 258 pounds, Cameron2x!
Cameron2x stared disdainfully out at the fans and then at his opponents as the ref rang the bell, signifing the start of the match. X-Korn and Geo both charge Cameron2x, who ducks under their attacks. Cameron2x turns and takes Geo to the mat with a clothesline, then starts punching him on the mat. X-Korn rolls out of the ring, digging under the apron and pulling a few weapons out, sliding them into the ring. He slides in himself, grabbing a trash can lid and slamming it on the back of the head of Cameron2x. Cameron2x simply gets to his feet, only to get hit with the can lid again, dropping him to the mat. X-Korn goes for the pin, but Geo pulls him off of Cameron2x, and starts to punch him, backing him to the ropes, whipping him across the ring and into the now-standing Cameron2x, who back body drops X-Korn over the top rope.
Joey Styles: These men are giving it their all for this match!!!!
Randy Savage: OOOOHH YEAAAAHHHHH THAT’S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!!!!!
Geo grabs a chair and charges at Cameron2x, who punches the chair back in Geo’s face. Geo drops to the mat, and Cameron2x picks the chair up, using it to beat the hell out of Geo on the mat, bringing the chair down on him multiple times. Meanwhile, X-Korn is setting tables up in the corner of the ring, then sliding two more into the ring. He walks up behind Cameron2x, spinning the man around, and getting slammed in the head with the chair for his trouble. Geo rolls out of the ring to regain his bearings, and Cameron2x hits X-Korn one more time, then follows Geo out of the ring, grabbing him and picking him up, dropping him onto the barricades. Geo holds his chest, and Cameron2x picks him up, headbutting him in the chest. As Geo falls to the floor, X-Korn jumps off of the top turnbuckle with a chair, taking Cameron2x to the ground with one solid shot to the back of the head.
Randy Savage: THEY’RE LEARNING, JOEY!!!!! BUT IT’S GONNA BE A WHILE BEFORE THEY’RE LIKE THE MACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
X-Korn gets to his feet and rolls Cameron2x into the ring, then going back and grabbing Geo and rolling him in as well. X-Korn starts to stomp on Cameron2x in the ring, as Geo struggles to his feet behind X-Korn. Geo spins him around and the two begin to trade punches. Geo backs X-Korn into the ropes, then whips him to the corner with the tables, but X-Korn stops short. Geo goes to charge him, but Cameron2x, who’d gotten to his feet, grabs him and throws him at X-Korn, the both of them crashing through the tables. As the two lie on the mat in pain, Cameron2x sets the last table up in the middle of the ring, then sets them both up on it. Cameron2x climbs the ropes, then jumps off with a frog splash, driving both men through the tables and each other. He hooks both their legs and the ref counts. 1….2….3!!!!!!
Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Randy Savage: OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAH WE HAVE AN XTREME CHAMPION!!!!!! CAN YA DIGIT!!!!!!
Cameron2x holds his title proudly above his head, standing over X-Korn and Geo, who are lying in the remains of the tables. He exits the ring, a sadistic smile on his face as he turns to survey the damage he caused.
Backstage Segment
The Partners in Crime were shown making their way to the ring, as were The Original Gangsters. In the arena, the cage was being lowered, ready for the Tag Team Championship match!
MLW Tag Team Championship
Steel Cage Match
The Partners in Crime vs. The Original Gangsters
"Till I Collapse" by Eminem is now playing in the arena and out comes Rhino
Howard Finkel: The Following Contest is a Tag Team Steel Cage Match and it is scheduled for the World Tag Team Championship!!! Introducing First, Making his way to the ring weighing in at 276 Pounds, The Innovator of the GORE FROM HELL, He is the one, the only Ladies & Gentlemen Rhino!!!
Rhino comes out to a loud ovation in the city of New York!! He walks down the aisle getting cheered enormously. He enters the ring, and waits on for his partner!!
"Meet the creeper" by Rob Zombie is now playing in the arena and outcomes Tajiri!!
Howard Finkel: And, Now Introducing his tag team partner being accompanied to the ring by Leigh, From The Great Country of Japan!! , The Innovator of the Final Solution, Weighing in at 220 lbs Tajiri!!!
Tajiri comes out to an even bigger ovation as he makes his way down the aisle, and Leigh gets great boos as well. They enter the ring, and taunt away and get cheered. The Crowd start chanting "Tajiri", as The Original Gangsters do the KLIQ, and get set for this tag team titles match.
"American Bad Ass" is now playing in the arena, as outcome the Badasses of the MLW Jason Stookman & Aaron Vix!!
Howard Finkel: And, now introducing their opponents, Making their way down the aisle, with a combined weight of over 500 pounds Jason Stookman & Aaron Vix!!
They come out to huge boos, they walk down taunting away with a beer can in their hands. They insult the crowd, and then enter the ring. The Cage is downed as The Tag Team Championship is now on the line!!!
The Match starts with Jason and Rhino going at it, and Tajiri and Vix going at it. All hell breaks lose, as Tajiri stabs Vix into the cage, as Vix starts bleeding through the forehead so early in the match. Jason gives Rhino a DDT, and then runs into Tajiri, but Tajiri gives him a clothesline. Rhino & Tajiri double team on Jason, as they pick him and knock him down with a double spine buster. Vix comes running in trying to take them down, but feels a double back breaker.
Styles: Well the The Original Gangsters are dominating the early going here!
Tajiri starts annihilating Vix with hard fists, and Rhino picks Jason up and gives him a big time "Enforcer"!! taking Jason down. Tajiri on the other hand gives Vix a powerbomb, followed by some stomps. Tajiri lifts Vix up and tries to give him another powerbomb, but Vix back tosses him to the cage, as Tajiri is down. Vix fights back with some hard fists and stomps, and then takes Tajiri down with a neckbraker. Jason fights back against Rhino with a suplex followed by a cover, but the ref reminds him that it is a steel cage match.
Savage: Ha ha ha! My God what an idiot! Going for a cover in an escape only cage match! Ha ha ha! That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen!
Jason gets frustrated and stomps away at Rhino. Tajiri fights back with some right hands followed by a flying clothesline, and follows that up with a belly to belly suplex. Rhino on the other hand tries to take Vix down with the Last Rites, but Vix fights back with a right hand, but eventually Rhino takes him down with a Last Rites. Rhino then picks Vix up and gives him a belly to belly suplex. Rhino goes for the Gore from Hell but Vix fights back with some right hands, and then a shoulder breaker to crucifix. Vix starts to fight back with plenty of stomping. On the other hand Jason starts to fight back against Tajiri!
Styles: Jason getting a sudden rush of energy!
Meanwhile Vix starts to dominate Tajiri with some right hands, but Tajiri fights back with a draining DDT, followed by the Headcrusher...Vix starts to tap, but Tajiri knew it was a cage match. Tajiri refuses to release the hold, but Jason knocks Rhino down with a jaw breaker, and runs in and stops the hold. He then takes Tajiri down with a release German suplex. Jason starts to give Tajiri some hard fists, and Vix joins in. Rhino then takes Jason down from nowhere with the GORE!!! Rhino takes Vix down with an Oklahoma Slam!!! He picks Jason up and gives him a running powerslam. On the other hand Tajiri is up, he awaits Jason to get up, as he delivers the KICK OF DEATH!!. Tajiri, takes Jason down, and on the other hand Rhino takes Vix down with "THE GORE FROM HELL"!!!! Tajiri climbs the cage and is successful!!! Tajiri & Rhino are the New Tag Team Champions!!!
Howard Finkel: Here are your'e winners & the new MLW Tag Team Champions The Original Gangsters!!
Styles: What a dominating victory by the The Original Gangsters! I just know that they will be tag team champions for a very long time to come!
Backstage Segment
The Hitman was shown backstage making his way to the ring, smiling at a group of girls who all screamed and then fainted at the sight of their favourite rock star! Chase opened his door and walked out after Hitman. He smiled at the same group of girls, but the ones that were still standing just laughed at him. Smiley got pissed and yelled at the girls, scaring them off before continuing towards the ring.
MLW Intercontinental Championship
Ladder Match
The Hitman vs. Chase the Hammer
"All my Life" by Foo Fighters blasts in MSG as out comes Chase the Hammer!!!
Howard Finkell: The Following Contest is a Ladder Match to determine the first ever MLW Intercontinental Champion. Introducing first, making his way to the ring from New Jersey, weighing in at 184 Pounds, He is the innovator of the Le Resistance, ladies and gentlemen, Chase the Hammer!!
He comes out to huge boos as he walks down the ramp taunting away that he was going to win the Intercontinental Championship. He walks through a ladder placed in the ramp as the crowd boo again!! Chase enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle and taunts again and then jumps back in the ring and gets set for action.
"Blown Away" by Linkin Park plays now in the Garden and the crowd go wild as out comes the one, the only HITMAN!!!
Howard Finkell: And Now his opponent, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 240 Pounds, He is "The Innovator of Sharpshooter", ladies and gentlemen, THE HITMAN!!!
He comes out to a huge ovation, probably the biggest ovation of the night!! He enters the ring and does all his taunts as the crowd cheers in return. He poses in all four turnbuckles and then he goes down to Chase, as both men start staring down!!
The referee calls for the bell, as the match was official and the Intercontinental Championship was on the line!!! Both men start things off with rights and lefts, as Hitman gains an early advantage as he takes Chase down with a couple of arm drags. Chase gets up and both men again stare down. Chase delivers an eye rake to Hitman, and then takes him down with a quick snap suplex. Chase Irish whips Hitman, but Hitman counters immediately with a flying elbow. Hitman Irish whips Chase to the post and gives him a high elevation drop kick. Hitman then locks in a chin lock, and doesn't let go!
Savage: A chin lock in a ladder match? What the hell is that?
Eventually Hitman releases the chin lock, and then both men brawl to the outside. Chase fights back and clotheslines Hitman to the outside followed by a flying big body press to the outside as Hitman is taken down. Chase punches away at Hitman and then taunts at the fans and gets booed. Chase Irish whips Hitman to the steel steps as Hitman is taken down, and Chase starts dominating the match. Chase picks up the ladder and drags it to the inside. Chase gives Hitman a DDT on the outside and rolls in. Chase sets up the ladder, and starts climbing but Hitman was too quick to recover as he got up, climbs the turnbuckle and takes Chase down from the ladder with a drop kick.
Styles: What a drop kick! That was amazing!
Chase lands on the mat and is hurt as Hitman, jumps down to the mat, runs to the ladder, sets it up and comes flying down with a head butt.
Styles: Hitman is killing himself!
Savage: Now this is a ladder match!
Hitman now in control of the match locks in a figure four leg lock, and Chase starts to scream in agony. Hitman releases and goes to the outside and brings in a couple of chairs, and brings in a table. Hitman is attacked by Chase as he enters the ring, as Chase takes him down with a knee strike, Chase follows the knee strike with a kick to the midsection of Hitman and follows that up with a belly to belly suplex. Chase then starts to pound away on Hitman's forehead in a very brutal fashion.
Styles: Chase is really pissed off now!
Chase then locks in a Sharpshooter, as Hitman starts to feel the pain now. Chase enjoys it as he starts screaming in joy. The crowd start to boo at Chase as he releases the move and taunts at the fans in anger. Meanwhile Hitman is back on his feet as he taken down with a Russian leg sweep. Chase then starts to climb the ladder, as Hitman gets up back on his feet, and follows him up. Hitman catches hold of Chase's legs and doesn't let him climb but Chase starts to kick away at Hitman. Chase kicks Hitman away and reaches the top ladder, but Hitman runs back and pushes the ladder away as Chase's groin is stuck in the ropes!!!
Savage: Ha ha ha ha ha! My God that must have caused some shrinkage!
The crowd starts to like it as Hitman climbs the ladder and hits a HUGE LEG DROP on Chase's head as Chase trips out and is out cold. Hitman is not done with his risks as he runs back into the ring, climbs the turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a moonsault on the outside. The crowd starts chanting for Hitman, as he takes total control of the match, as he rolls Chase in to the ring. Hitman sets Chase up on the table, and climbs the turnbuckle. Hitman signals for something and is going to deliver it, but from nowhere Chase gets up, climbs
the turnbuckle. Chase punches away at Hitman, and then delivers a big time Houston Hang Over on Hitman.
Styles: What a great move by Chase!
He sets Hitman up on the table, and climbs the ladder. He signals for something but the crowd boo at him. He goes for the big time Swanton Bomb, and connects with Hitman!!! Hitman is out cold!!
Styles: What a Swanton!
'Chase Sucks' chants start filling in the Garden as Chase picks Hitman up and gives him another belly to belly suplex taking Hitman down. Chase goes to the outside and brings in some steel chairs. Chase smashes Hitman's back numerous times with the chair, as Hitman screams in agony. Chase then raises the chair in the air, as the crowd boo back. Chase signals for the end, as he picks Hitman up and goes for the Le Resistance but out of nowhere Hitman fights back with right hands. Hitman Irish whips Chase and tries to gain some momentum, as he takes Chase down with a DDT, he then delivers the Dragon Attack on Chase and hits a Heartbreak. Chase gets knocked out, as the high flying Hitman runs to the outside to get another table. He sets up the table in the middle of the ring, and sets up a chair too!! He picks Smiley up and goes for DA 3 Pointer through the table!! He connects, as the crowd goes nuts.
Styles: My God! Chase is dead!
Hitman then smashes Chase over and over again with the chair. Hitman then sets Chase in the middle of the ring, and places a chair over his chest. He goes for another Heartbreak for higher impact, but Chase moves out, as Hitman hurts himself. Chase starts to bleed as he gets up and tries to fight back with what he has. Both men start exchanging slow right hands, as Chase counters first with a draining Full Nelson Slam out of nowhere!!
Styles: Great full nelson slam by Chase!
Both men go down as Chase gets back on his feet. Chase locks in another sharpshooter, as Hitman this time overpowers him and then Irish whips him the outside. Hitman and Chase start exchanging right hands on the outside, as Hitman falls on the announcer's table. Chase chokes him down into the table, and delivers some hard chops. He punches away at Hitman, and forces him to get back on his feet, as Chase climbs the announcers table as well!! He goes for a Le Resistance on the table, but Hitman gives him some elbows on the hip and counters him with a Quick Silver!!!
Styles: Lucky for Hitman he was able to counter that move!
Chase is again knocked out, as Hitman gets up and tries to run back to the ring. He enters the ring, and starts to set up the table, as Chase gets back on his feet. Hitman starts to climb the ladder slow but Sure as Chase runs in and catches his leg. Hitman tries to kick him away but Chase counters with a release German suplex as Hitman falls back to the mat in distress. Chase starts to climb up in the ladder, he reaches the top step but he doesn't grab the title so soon. He comes crashing down on Hitman with a Shooting Star Press!!! Chase receives some pops for that, from some sections of the crowd!! He then runs back and gives Hitman a rolling senton!! Chase sets up a table in the middle of the ring!! He runs back to the outside and gets in another table. He sets one table over another!!! He picks Hitman up, and climbs the turnbuckle, he tries to plant a Le Resistance through two tables, but Hitman fights back with some right hands, and then follows that up with a draining DDT to the mat.
Styles: Great DDT by Hitman!
Hitman immediately starts climbing the ladder, as Chase back on his feet goes over to catch him. Chase catches Hitman and starts planting him with some right hands!! Chase gives Hitman a head butt, and then throws him down. Chase climbs the ladder, but Hitman again climbs the ladder and doesn't let go of the match!! Chase turns back and gives Hitman some hard fists, as Hitman goes completely dizzy. Chase gives Hitman an eye rake and then hits a LE RESISTANCE THROUGH TWO TABLES!!!!! Hitman gets knocked out as he goes crashing down two tables!!!
Styles: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Hitman is dead! That's it, it must before over! MY GOD!
Chase immediately gets up and climbs the ladder!! He picks up the belt, and starts celebrating as he is crowned the first ever MLW Intercontinental Champion!!!!
Howard Finkell: Here is your winner, the new and first ever Major League Wrestling Intercontinental Champion, Chase The Hammer!!!
On the Titan Tron
Shane McMahon appeared on the Tron.
Shane-O-Mac: I am appearing before you in order to tell you that the following street fight contest is nothing to do with the MLW. It is an unsanctioned match and, as a result, the MLW takes no legal responsibility for any injuries suffered during this match. Thanks you all for your time!
Grudge Match
Unsanctioned Street Fight
D-12 vs. Logan Creed
‘Deadly Game’ hit and D-12 made his way to the top of the ramp to huge heat. He taunted the fans, holding a guitar high above his head. He continued down towards the ring, shouting at the fans either side of him, gaining big heat.
Fink: The following contest is unsanctioned by the MLW. It will be a street fight scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Perth, Western Australia, weighing in at 253 pounds, D-12!!!
D-12 climbed into the ring and placed his guitar in the corner before strutting around, looking cocky before the start of this huge match!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAME!!!
‘The Game’ by Drowning Pool hit and Logan Creed made his way to the top of the ramp, a bottle of water in his right hand. He stared down at the stage, covering himself in water before continuing down the ramp.
Fink: And his opponent, from New York City, weighing in at 265 pounds, Logan Creed!!!
Logan Creed walked around the side of the ring where the camera is facing before throwing his water bottle into the crowd. He jumped up onto the apron before walking along and stopping in the centre. He waited for the cue in his music before spitting a stream of water high into the air and then staring intensely out into the crowd. The fans ate up every moment of his entrance, cheering at the top of their lungs as he climbed into the ring and then got onto the second rope on the opposite turnbuckle. He posed there but was attacked from behind by D-12, who was looking to get the jump on his opponent. The ref called for the bell to be rung as D-12 nailed stiff right hands right to the head of Logan Creed.
Styles: Remember, as far as Shane McMahon and the rest of the MLW is concerned, this match isn’t happening!
Savage: But it is happening Styles! And someone is going to get hurt!
D-12 pounded away at Logan before whipping him hard to the opposite side of the ring. He followed it up with a stif clothesline, before nailing three big chops to his chest. D-12 started to get cocky, strutting off before turning right into a clothesline from Logan. Logan lifted D-12 to his feet and went for the Rule Maker (Edge-A-Cution) but D-12 countered by ramming his shoulder into Logan's gut, forcing him back into a corner. D-12 nailed three shoulder charges and then three vicious chops before strutting off again. Logan again charged out of the corner with a clothesline but D-12 ducked and the kicked Logan in the midsection before going for a scissor kick. He took off but Logan avoided the contact before locking D-12 in a waist lock and taking him over with a German suplex. He kept a hold of D-12's waist, taking him over with a second, and then a third before finally bridging into a cover. The ref got down and counted but D-12 was able to get a shoulder up at the count of two!
Styles: So very close in the early stages for Logan Creed! What great suplexes!
Savage: You ain’t gonna win a street fight with German suplexes, no matter how perfect they are!
Logan Creed got up and went over to the corner, undoing the middle turnbuckle pad, exposing the steel. D-12 charged at him but Logan ducked, nailing him with a drop toe hold that sent him face first into the steel! D-12 was busted open, but Logan wasn’t finished yet. He backed away and went for the Phoenix Splash but D-12 quickly rolled out of the ring and Logan ran into the exposed steel, knocking himself giddy. He stumbled around as D-12 grabbed his guitar from the corner and rolled back into the ring. He pulled it back before going for a shot but Logan ducked and he caught D-12 with a kick to the midsection. He set D-12 up for the Pedigree but D-12 countered with a low blow using the guitar! He then reached back and swung the guitar at Logan, busting it over his head!
Styles: My God! That guitar was shattered over Logan's head!
Savage: That’s how you win a damn street fight!
Instead of going for the cover, D-12 strutting around before grabbing Logan by the leg and stomping away at his right knee. He did a number on the joint before locking the Figure Four in on Logan, making him yell in agony.
Styles: Can you win a street fight with a Figure Four Randy?
Savage: I guess we’ll soon find out!
Logan squirmed and squealed in the hold, but still refused to tap out as D-12 leaned back, trying to gain more leverage and apply more pressure to the joint. Logan pushed himself up and tried to flip over but as D-12 sensed the pressure was turning, he quickly thumbed Logan in the eyes to break himself out of the hold. D-12 strutted some more, really pissing off the crowd before climbing to the top rope. He climebd from inside the ring, meaning his back was facing Logan who by this time was on his feet, hobbling around. D-12 was looking a for a moonsault but instead he was met by Logan who ran up to the top rope after him and then sent him flying to the opposite side of the ring with a German suplex off the top rope!
Styles: My God that was huge!
Savage: I stand corrected! You might be able to win a street fight with a German suplex, but only one like that!
Logan pulled himself to his feet using the ropes before hobbling over to where D-12 was lying and grabbing him by the leg, looking to lock the Figure Four in on his opponent. D-12 sensed it was coming so he kicked Logan away before quickly rolling out of the ring. Logan hobbled over to the edge of the ring but D-12 grabbed him by the ankles and tripped him onto his back before dragging him over towards the corner. D-12 then pulled Logan towards the ring post, crotching him. Logan grabbed onto his package as D-12 twisted his legs up and locked in a Figure Four, using the ring post!
Styles: Oh my God! A Figure Four using the ring post! That has got to be killing Logan!
Savage: And there is nothing the ref can do about it! It’s all legal because officially, this match ain’t happening!
The ref tried to get D-12 to break the hold but he just shoved him away, keeping Logan in absolute agony! D-12 finally released the hold as the ref dragged him off of Logan and then rolled into the ring to check on the weakened man. Meanwhile, D-12 reached underneath the ring and pulled something out. A sledgehammer! He held it in the manner Logan usually holds it, looking at it and smiling evilly, mocking his opponent, before rolling into the ring and stalking Logan. He raised it high into the air before trying to bring it crashing down on Logan's knee! Logan just barely rolled out of the way before D-12 tried the same shot again. Again Logan moved and this time he nailed a last ditch low blow, sending D-12 to his knees and making him drop the hammer. Logan slowly got to his feet and grabbed the hammer before staring at it and smiling. He turned around and swung at D-12, trying to behead him but D-12 ducked before hooking in the D-12 Facebuster. Logan countered the move with a low blow before smacking D-12 across the gut with the hammer. He then whipped him off the ropes and caught him with a shot to the head, busting him open even further. D-12 quickly rolled out of the ring over to the time keeper’s area as Logan climbed out after him, still limping slightly. Logan wound up the hammer but before he could connect, D-12 caught him in the head with a vicious chair shot!
Styles: What a chair shot! Logan must be busted open!
Indeed, the blood was pouring from his skull as he lay flat on his back, looking up at the ceiling. D-12 threw the now dented chair away before grabbing the two monitors off of the announce table and throwing them away. He then grabbed Logan by the hair and threw him onto the table before climbing up onto it after him. D-12 taunted fans near him before lifting Logan up and setting him up for the D-End. Logan somehow found the strength to nail a low blow and then Pedigree on D-12, right through the announce table!
Styles: Oh my God! Oh my God! A Pedigree right through our announce table!
Savage: Where are we going to sit?
Styles: Never mind that! That move must mean the end of this match! But Logan is too out of it to capitalise!
Both Logan and D-12 were unconscious on the outside of the ring, table wreckage all around them. The fans chanted ‘Holy Shit!’ as Logan slowly began to stir, before stumbling to his feet. He picked D-12 up and slowly dragged him over to the ring before rolling him in. He covered D-12 as the ref got down and counted, and the fans counted with him.
Ref: 1..................................2........................................!
Styles: How did D-12 kick out! My God what a match!
Savage: Can we get someone out here to fix this table?
Logan could not believe his eyes! He stared down at D-12 in despair, wondering how he could keep him down for the three count. Logan rolled out of the ring again and grabbed a chair, throwing it into the ring. He then went underneath the ring and grabbed another table, sliding it under the bottom rope into the ring to a huge pop! Logan then rolled in after the table, but D-12 had the chair in his hand. He swung at Logan, trying to hit him but Logan ducked. The chair bounced back off the top rope and smacked D-12 in the face, stunning him. Logan then nailed D-12 with a Diving Reverse DDT before pinning him but D-12 got his foot on the bottom rope to break up the three count!
Logan got up and set the table up in the corner, leaning against it before throwing D-12 onto it and nailing him with the chair to keep him leaning there. Logan then backed up before going for the Gore! D-12 moved out of the way at the last second and Logan Gored himself right through the table!
Styles: Logan has just killed himself! This match must be over!
D-12 grabbed Logan from behind and hooked in the Facebuster before nailing it, right onto the steel chair. He covered Logan, but somehow the man kicked out at two!
Styles: How are these guys doing this?
Savage: They have guts and they have balls! That’s the only explanation for this incredible match!
This time it was D-12's turn to be amazed! He got up and rolled out of the ring before reaching under neath it and pulling out a ladder and throwing it into the ring. D-12 set the ladder up before grabbing Logan and giving him the D-End. D-12 climbed all the way up the ladder before diving off with a big elbow drop. Logan rolled out of the way at the last second and D-12 crashed and burned! Now Logan rolled out of the ring, grabbing a table and throwing it back in. He climbed in after the table and pulld the legs out, setting it up. He grabbed D-12 and punched him in the face before laying him across the table. Logan then started to climb the ladder but before he got to the top, D-12 rolled off the table and climbed up after him, on the opposite side. Both men reached the top and began to trade right hands.
Styles: I see no happy outcomes to this situation!
D-12 and Logan exchanged huge rights and chops. D-12 grabbed Logan's head and bounced it off the ladder but then Logan countered and did exactly the same thing to D-12! D-12 countered before shoving Logan. Logan shoved D-12 at the same time and both men went flying off the ladder! D-12 got himself crotched over the top rope, and Logan just went flying out of the ring completely!
Savage: I don’t know who got the worst of that!
D-12 rolled back into the ring, grabbing his groin as Logan tried to pull himself back into the ring.
Styles: This fight is all about pride! It;s all about being the very best, and proving it to the world! Both men are determined to do that, but who will win?
Logan and D-12 were both on their feet, trading right hand back and forth. D-12 nailed Logan with a kicked to the midsection and then started to climb the ladder, no doubt looking for some ridculous suicidal move, however Logan recovered in time and ran up the ladder after him, bringing him crashing down to earth with a huge Olympic Slam from half way up the ladder, around five feet in the air! Logan then grabbed D-12 and rolled him onto the table before climbing up the ladder, all the way to the top!
Styles: I don’t like the look of this! No Logan! Don’t do it! No!
Savage: My God! Logan has just literally destroyed his own body in order to hurt D-12, but it didn’t come off!
Logan has tried to give D-12 a Frog Splash from the very top of the ladder, ten feet in the air, through the table but D-12 moved out of the way and Logan crashed through the table! D-12 rolled across and draped his arm over Logan as the ref got down and counted and the crowd booed.
Ref: 1............................................2............................................!
Styles: MY GOD! MY GOD! MY GOD! LOGAN CREED KICKED OUT! HOW DID HE DO THAT?!
Savage: He is amazing, that’s all I can say!
D-12 got up and grabbed the ladder, throwing it out of the ring in anger and frustration. He then stodd behind Logan, begging him to get up and turn around. Logan slowly stumbled to his feet before turning right into a set up for the D-End. Logan countered by elbowing D-12 in the head and then pushing him away. D-12 bounced off the ropes and was caught a kick to the midsection before Logan set him up for the Pedigree. D-12 desperately countered by giving Logan a back body drop and then he went for another D-End but this time as he lifted Logan into the air, Logan countered with an arm drag. D-12 bounced off the ropes, again straight into a kick to the midsection. Logan set D-12 up for the Pedigree and this time he nailed it! Logan stumbled around but he turned right into the Bugblaster from Bugboy!
Styles: It’s Bugboy! Bugboy has just attacked Logan, but why?
Bugboy grabbed D-12's arm and dragged him across the now unconscious Logan and the ref was forced to count as the crowd booed.
Ref: 1.............................................2.............................................3!
Fink: Here is your winner, D-12!
D-12 rolled out of the ring, bloodied and battered, but victorious as the crowd showered the ring with boos. Bugboy stood in the corner. Staring passively but hatefully at Logan. Logan pulled himself to his feet after a long time, using the ropes but again Bugboy attacked him, this time giving him the Bug Zapper! Bugboy then left the bloodied carcass of Logan in the ring as he left up the ramp to huge heat.
Styles: I still can’t work out why Bugboy attacked Logan! There was no reason!
Savage: Well there’s no time to figure it out now! We have an Elimination Chamber main event to call!
*Video Highlights Package*
Shots of the Dark Maniak destroying opponents in brutal Hell in a Cell, Buried Alive and Casket matches were shown.
Dark Maniak: I been in this business for God’s know’s how long. I’ve been the World Champion in almost everything single fed I’ve been in, but I’ve never been the MLW Champion. I’ve also been in a hell of a lot of matches, all kinds of different matches. From singles matches, to First Blood matches, Cage matches, Street Fights, Buried Alive matches, Casket matches, hell even the most brutla match ever devised, the Hell in a Cell match. But I;ve damn sure never been in anything like the Elimination Chamber. I admit it scares me to step in there with these six men, but I know it scares them a hell of a lot more to step in there with me. I smell their fear, and I feel their pain. When I step into that Elimination Chamber, there will be only one man left alive. And that will be the Maniak!
Highlights of New Jack's legendary career then came up.
New Jack: I’ve been up and down this country, wrestling in every single fed known to man. This fed right here, the MLW, is the most exciting prospect I’ve seen out of all those feds. It would truly be an honour for me to represent the MLW as it’s first ever champion but I’m gonna have to work for it. I will step into the ring with five guys, all intent on kicking the immortal one’s ass. But I;ve got one question for all of them. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do, when you get the jack laid down on you?
Various pieces of footage from Kolobos's previous matches were shown.
Kolobos: I have a reputation as a Hardcore Legend. And let me tell you right now, I eanred that reputation through years of blood, sweat and tears. And I’m not talking about my own blood, sweat and tears. I’ve been in some damn innovative matches in my life, but I have never seen anything like an Elimination Chamber before. This will be the most hellacious match of my career, but if anyone has what it takes to survive all that steel and those five other guys, it’s Kolobos! From the moment I step out of that chamber with the MLW Championship belt around my waist, I will forever be known as the Elimination Chamber Legend!
Shots of Jesse Jericho's successes in the wrestling industry were shown.
Jesse Jericho: I have been the champ in a hell of a lot of federations. I have wrestled the best, and beaten the best. I have gone toe to toe with the devil and I have beaten his ass into the ground! When I step into that ungodly steel structure, I won’t be thinking about anything else but that gold. And whoever stands in my way will feel the impact of the after shock!
Highlights of Mara Wana’s past matches were shown.
Mara Wana: I’m known as the last man standing full stop in the business. I am the king of the last man standing match. Nobody can give, and take, as much punishment as I can in that ring, and that is why this elimination chamber match will be mine. Sure, it ain’t no last man standing match, but the principles are the same. Beat the living shit out of your opponent until he can’t take any more, and then beat him some more! I can’t wait to step into that chamber with those five other guys. They will find out why I am the real Kaiser Sousa when I am kicking their asses and sending them to hell. When it is all said and done, I will be the last man standing in that elimination chamber, full stop!
And finally, video footage of Jake’s short career was shown.
Jake: I ain’t been in this business very long, and I’ve only held a few titles, but I’ve learnt a lot in my short time in the industry. You ain’t got no friends in a match like this, only enemies. When I enter that chamber, I am going to see every man in there as my enemy, every man as somebody I have to destroy in order to get to the top. It doesn’t matter if I have to kill the legend of New Jack, of the legacy of the Dark Maniak, the reputation of Kolobos, the pride of Mara Wana or the spirit of Jesse Jericho, I will walk out of that chamber the World champion, I guarantee you all that!
*Video Footage Ends*
Fink: And now, ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event, an Elimination Chamber match for the Major Leauge Wrestling World Heavyweight championship!
MLW World Heavyweight Championship
Elimination Chamber Match
Dark Maniak vs. Mara Wana vs. Kolobos vs. New Jack vs. Jesse Jericho vs. Jake Bones
The arena went black and a single spotlight lit up the entrance way as ‘Singled Out’ by Die Cast hit and Dark Maniak made his way out to huge heat.
Fink: Introducing first, from Virginia, weighing in at 250 pounds, Dark Maniak!
Dark Maniak stood at the top of the ramp and rolled his eyes back in his head, raising his hands before continuing down the ramp. He climbed into the chamber before looking up at it. The ref grabbed him by the arm and led him over to his chamber before locking the door behind him.
‘Smooth Criminal’ by Alien Ant Farm hit and Mara Wana made his way to the top of the ramp to a big pop! He posed there before continuing down the ramp.
Fink: Introducing, weighing in at 276 pounds, Mara Wana!
Mara climbed into the chamber and posed for the fans again before being led into his chamber. He shouted at Dark Maniak on his way over but Manaik just stared back at him impassively.
‘Wreck’ hit and Kolobos made his way to the top of the ramp. he raised his right hand into the air, acknowledging the crowd before running down the ramp and diving into the chamber.
Fink: Introducing, in the ring, Kolobos!
The ref led Kolobos to his chamber and locked it behind him as the next superstar made his way out.
‘One Of A Kind’ hit and New Jack made his way to the top of the ramp, doing his thumbs to shoulder taunt and the crowd errupted with cheers. New Jack made his way to the ring stopping at the bottom to pose for the crown again.
Fink: Introducing, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 237 pounds, New Jack
New Jack made his way up the steps before walking over to his chamber, he taunted the other superstars. The ref lock him in his chamber while he taunted the fans to even more cheers.
‘King of My World’ by Saliva hit and Jesse Jericho charged down the ramp, looking extremely focused. He didn’t even bother to taunt the jeering fans, instead just climbing into the chamber and striding around, shouting at his locked up opponents.
Fink: Introducing, in the ring from New York City, weighing in at 240 pounds, Jesse Jericho!
‘Du Hast' by Rammstien hit and Jake Bones made his way to the top fo the ramp to a massive pop. He stood there, hunched over, until huge pyros echoed throughout MSG before sprinting down the ramp.
Fink: And finally, introducing, weighing in at 235 pounds, Jake Bones!
Jake climbed into the chamber and then into the ring. Pyros shoot out from the turnbuckles before Jake poses for his fans. While he did this, Jericho jumped him from behind, giving him a double axe handle. The ref called for the bell to be rung to start the match as Jericho punched away at Jake’s back.
Styles: Jericho out of the blocks early on Jake, looking to gain an early advantage!
Savage: I’m just glad they were able to fix our table! That could’ve been disasterous!
Styles: What do you mean?
Savage: Well calling a main event without an announce table? It just isn’t right. JR would never do it!
Styles: Shut up about JR!
In the ring, Jericho had stopped punching away at Jake and now had him set up for the Diamond Dust, getting behind him as he was in the turnbuckle. Jericho went for the move but Jake countered it into a throat toss, taking Jericho over. Jericho got up and turned around, running right into a huge overhead belly to belly! Jake lifted Jericho up and nailed another overhead belly to belly before lifting him up a third time and this time positioning him near the ropes. Jake nailed an overhead belly to belly, sending Jericho over the top rope and crashing into the steel chains!
Styles: Well first advantage on using those steel chains goes to Jake!
Jericho lay on the outside of the ring as Jake grabbed the ropes and springboarded over them, looking for a elbow drop. He jumped over the ropes but at the last second Jericho moved and Jake crashed onto the steel floor! Jericho rolled back into the ring proper before grabbing Jake by the legs and pulling him in after him. Jericho then locked Jake in the Loin Tamer, looking for an early submission!
Styles: The Loin Tamer! Jake could be eliminated from this match straight away if he taps!
Jericho leans back, synching in the hold but Jake is able to fight out of it, standing up and nailing a sit out jawbreaker. Jake bounced off the ropes as Jericho held his jaw and then Jake went for a clothesline but Jericho ducked, nailing a falling neck breaker, getting up as he was back in control. Jericho stomped away at the back of Jake's head before whipping him hard into the turnbuckle. Jake bounced up and went sprawling over the top rope, crashing down onto the steel. Jericho followed him out of the ring and gave him a hard scoop slam on the outside, smashing his back onto the steel. Jericho then stomped away at Jake's back before standing on it and and pulling Jake's arms back, trying to injure the back further. The ref made Jericho release Jake but he just picked him up and gave him a snap suplex on the outside, sending him back first onto the steel again.
Styles: Jericho is really targeting Jake's back, trying to weaken it ready for the next time he slaps on that Lion Tamer!
Jericho rolled Jake back into the ring and then spring boarded back over the top rope with a leg drop, catching Jake across his back again. Jericho strutted around the ring, taunting the fans before stomping on Jake's back some more before lifting him up and nailing a back breaker. He dropped Jake to the mat before climbing to the top rope. Jericho went for a moonsault across Jake's back but Jake rolled out of the way and Jericho landed hard!
Styles: Jericho went for it all and ended up with nothing!
Jake pulled himself slowly to his feet before raising his right hand above his head to a big pop from the crowd. Jake then climbed out to the steel and then walked along it before climbing to the top rope. Jericho got up and turned right into a huge flying lariat. Jake then picked Jericho up and gave him the Bone's Edge. Instead of going for the cover, Jake went over to the chamber where New Jack was trapped and started to climb it!
Styles: Jake is making a huge mistake here! He has Jericho beaten, but he isn't going for a cover!
Savage: He's an idiot! Oh yeah!
Jake flew off the very top of the chamber, around ten feet in the air, and went for the 5 Star Frog Splash but he missed as Jericho rolled out of the way. Jake was extremely out of it as the five minute buzzer went off and the referees opened the chamber of…
Styles: New Jack is the next man in! This isn't good for Jake!
NJ ran into the ring as quickly as he could and dove on top of Seven looking for the cover but Jake kicked out at two!
Styles: That's a veteran move by New Jack, looking to capitalize on the mistake of Jake!
NJ lifted Jake to his feet and whipped him as hard as he could into the corner. NJ then followed it up with an avalanche but Jake ducked out of the way and NJ smacked into the corner. Jake nailed NJ with a neck breaker but then turned right into the R-C from Jericho. Jericho made the cover but it was too close to the ropes and Jake got his foot on the bottom one.
Styles: Jericho needed to be more careful with that cover and he would've eliminated Jake!
Jericho lifted Jake to his feet and whipped him hard into the corner before following it up with a charging clothesline. NJ then nailed a running avalanche, crushing Jake. Jake stumbled out into a powerslam from Jericho and NJ nailed a vertical splash before pinning Jake but somehow he was still able to kick out at two!
NJ lifted Jake to his feet before whipping him off the ropes. Jericho and NJ then nailed Jake with a tandem back body drop, sending him sprawling over the top rope and crashing into the chains of the chamber, and then down onto the steel of the floor. Jake was severly out of it as both men climbed to the outside and nailed him with stomps. NJ taunted the crowd to big cheers as Jericho slugged away at Jake's head. They rolled him back into the ring and continued the beat down before lifting him up and nailing a tandem vertical suplex. Jericho and NJ yelled out at the crowd, taunting them before Jericho kicked Jake right in the spine. NJ picked Jake up and whipped him into the corner but Jake leapt to the top rope in desperation and nailed a double flying lariat as the five minute buzzer went off and Kolobos was released!
Styles: Kolobos is in! Now this will hopefully even up the sides!
Kolobos blind sided Jericho, nailing him with right hands and backing him into the corner before nailing huge chops to the chest. Kolobos then climbed to the second rope and nailed a ten punch combo while Jake nailed forearms to NJ's head. Jake nailed a jaw breaker before bouncing off the ropes and nailing a flying forearm to NJ's head, sending him crashing out of the ring and onto the steel. Jake bounced off the opposite ropes and spring boarded over them, nailing NJ with a flipping senton.
Styles: A suicidal move by Jake, taking New Jack out!
Jake rolled back into the ring as Kolobos finished the ten puch but then Jericho went for the Atomic Bomb. Jake caught Jericho with a drop kick to the knee, knocking him down and forcing him to drop Kolobos. Jake then went for the Braindamage but Jericho reversed with a hip toss, sending Jake rolling out of the ring. Jake was caught by a recovering NJ, who picked him up and raised him high into the air, nailing the press slam on the outside, denting the steel!
Style: MY GOD! New Jack has just killed Jake!
In the ring, Kolobos went for a clothesline but Jericho ducked and then nailed him with the After Shock. NJ then came back into the ring and nailed The Rolling Thunder before pinning Kolobos.
Ref: 1………………………..2…………………………….3!
Styles: Kolobos has been eliminated from this match!
Savage: Well he didn't do much, did he?
Just as NJ and Jericho were celebrating, the buzzer went off again and Mara Wana was released! Mara came into the ring and nailed NJ from behind as Jericho went over to where Jake was unconscious, waiting for him to stumbled to his feet. When he eventually did, as Mara nailed NJ with right hands, Jericho went for a vaulting body press but somehow Jake countered it into a powerslam, sending Jericho crashing down onto the steel!
Styles: Jake returned from the dead to kill Jericho! The brutality of this match is amazing!
In the ring, Mara nailed big time rights to NJ before whipping him off the ropes and catching him with a clothesline. He couldn't knock NJ down so he kicked him in the balls instead and went for the Choke Clutch Stunner! NJ countered by pushing Mara away and as he bounced back off the ropes, NJ nailed him with a dropkick. NJ then backed up against the ropes before going for The Rolling Thunder but Mara sat up, avoiding the contact!. NJ landed hard on his back as Jake dragged Jericho back into the ring and gave him Mutlipule German Suplexes. Jake made the cover and eliminated his more experienced opponent!
Styles: Jake just eliminated Jericho! What an upset!
Mara and NJ both got to their feet and Mara ducked NJ's clothesline before kicking him in the midsection and nailing the Choke Clutch Stunner just as the buzzer went off for the forth and final time and Dark Maniak was released!
Styles: Now we're in trouble! Dark Maniak is in!
Savage: Dark Maniak is the freshest man out there, so he's going to win! OOOOOOH YEAAAAH!
Dark Maniak came straight in and grabbed Mara by the back of the neck, nailing him with the Mutation Device before pinning him and eliminating him!
Styles: Dark Maniak has made an immediate impact, eliminating Mara Wana and now there are only three men left!
Meanwhile, Jake had climbed to the top rope and he went for the 5 Star Frog Splash on NJ, who was still down after the Stunner. Jake nails the move and pins NJ, but only for two as the NJ kicks out!
Styles: How did NJ kick out of that?
Savage: That extra layer of clothes protects him from the impact, so that didn't hurt him as much as an normaly would!
Jake got up and was immediately grabbed by the back of the neck by Dark Maniak who was looking for another Mutation Device. Jake countered the move with a low blow and then he went for the Bones' Edge . NJ interrupted the move by nailing Jake from behind and then whipping him into the corner. NJ nailed a huge running avalanche on his opponent and Dark Maniak went for a charging clotheslien but Jake ducked down and back body dropped Dark Maniak out onto the steel!
Styles: That kid has some spunk! He just dropped Dark Maniak over the top rope and onto that steel!
Savage: Spunk? What the hell are you talking about Styles?
Jake yelled at Dark Maniak on the outside before turning right into a kick to the midsection. NJ went for a power bomb but as he lifted Jake up, he countered it into a victory roll before grabbing a handfull of NJ's tights, gaining a leverage advantage that got him the three count!
Styles: Jake just used NJ's own move against him, holding onto the tights to eliminated him!
Savage: We are down to two, but the advantage goes to Dark Maniak because he is waaaaay fresher than his opponent! Oh yeah!
Jake got up celebrating but he turned right into a top rope clothesline from Dark Maniak, knocking him down. Dark Maniak then brought his hand across his throat, signaling what he was going to do to Jake. Jake got up and turned right into a huge right hand from the Dark Maniak which sent him stumbling back into the corner. Dark Maniak then ran over and nailed a huge clothesline on Jake before nailing him with huge right and left hands, destroying his stomach and ribs. Dark Maniak dragged Jake out of the corner and nailed him with a sidewalk slam, but only for two!
Dark Maniak lifted Jake up and Jake fought back with right hands to the gut and the head before bouncing off the ropes. Dark Maniak cut off his momentum with a big boot before dropping an elbow across Jake's throat. He pinned him but only for two!
Styles: Jake has got to be hurting, after all, he was the first man in! But he has got some guts to keep kicking out like that!
Dark Maniak raised Jake to his feet before whipping him into the corner. Jake jumped to the top rope and the crowd popped huge as he went for the moonsault, but they quietened down when Dark Maniak moved out of the way and Jake hit the mat hard! Dark Maniak then drew his hand across his throat again before raising his right hand into the air to huge heat!
Styles: The crowd doesn't like this one bit!
Dark Maniak waited for Jake to get up before goozling him on the back of the neck, looking for a Mutation Device! Jake coutnered with a low blow, and then he nailed the Chokeslam to Hell to a huge pop!
Ref and Crowd: 1…………………………...2…………………………………!
Styles: Dark Maniak kicked out!
Savage: OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEAH!
Jake couldn't believe it. He signaled to the crowd that he was going up top, before climbing the turnbuckle. He then dove off with the 5 Star Frog Splash, connecting with it! He covered Dark Maniak again and the crowd were going crazy as they knew that Jake had the match won!
Crowd: 1…………………………….2……………………………..OOOOOOOH!!!
Dark Maniak kicked out again and Jake couldn't believe it! He lifted Dark Maniak to his feet and went for the Chokeslam to Hell again but Dark Maniak countered it into the Tombstone. He nailed it to huge heat before crossing Seven's hands across his chest and rolling his eyes back in his head.
Ref: 1………………………………..2………………………………..!
Styles: Jake kicked out of the Tombstone! No-one has ever done that before!
Savage: But I'm sure that the Macho Man could!
It was Dark Maniak's turn to be surprised. He lifted Jake to his feet and whipped him off the ropes. Jake ducked a big boot and then both men knocked each other down at the same time with a clothesline!
Styles: Both men are off there feet!
Savage: And whoever gets up first has the major advantage!
Ref: 1……….2……….3…………..4…………..5…………...6…………...7………….8!
By this time both men were up on their feet. Jake backed right into a reverse goozle but countered it with another low blow before going for the Braindamage. Again Dark Maniak countered it into the Tombstone, but this time Jake countered with a roll up!
Crowd: 1……………………………….2…………………………………OOOOOOOH!
Dark Maniak countered the it into an inside cradle of his own and he grabbed the ropes for extra leverage!
Ref: 1…………………………………..2…………………………………...3!!!
Fink: Here is your winner, the new and first ever Major Leauge Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, Dark Maniak!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Dark Maniak got up and demanded that the referee raise his hand. The ref did so, and then handed Dark Maniak his new belt. Dark Maniak stared at it before raising it high above his head to huge heat. Dark Maniak then saw Jake stumbling to his feet. Dark Maniak stalked Jake before busting him right in the face with the title belt, knocking him out and busting him open! Dark Maniak then grabbed Jake by the back of the neck, lifted him high into the air and brought him crashing down to earth with the Mutation Device to massive heat! The crowd absolutely hated Dark Maniak as he left the ring with his belt, leaving the bloodied and battered Jake in the ring. The ref checked on Jake as Dark Maniak backed up the ramp with his belt above his head. The camera zoomed in on Dark Maniak's evil smirk as Maladjusted went off the air!
Styles: Now that man is truly maladjusted!